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Midget Demotivational Poster


I HAVE A FEELING - this is gonna be a short fight


TAGS: midget fight
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MalicE

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 10:30 pm
Id pay to watch THAT fight!!
MalicE - October 1, 2010, 2:02 am
proudly South African :-P
Feasibly - September 30, 2010, 12:55 pm
It's cool man! Go ahead and ride sh**gun...you ain't gotta get all up in my grill!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 12:02 pm
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo.....It's ON b****!!!!!
mikieelmo - September 30, 2010, 11:57 am
short and to the point ! 5l
Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 11:32 am
whahahah xDDD This is gunna be one of those pictures that makes me laugh every time i see it :D
bubbalou - September 30, 2010, 10:31 am
BOOOOOO-aaaahahahahahah!


MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




A LIVE SHOW - Sometimes you get more than you paid for


TAGS: hippo midget
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:08 am
What did Murray on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" say about Chuckles the clown?: "Born in a trunk, died in a trunk!"
steve1961 - January 19, 2013, 10:13 am
It was a hoax news story taken as fact. It never happened. And yes I know this is a year old post...just sayin' is all.
JesusWept - December 25, 2012, 11:47 pm
I wonder if there is a YouTube video on this?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Wow.... I now have a new worst way to die nightmare... drowning in the stomach acid of a live animal.


MINI GOLF - ftw.


TAGS: mini golf little people midgets dwarves
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Alexiel - July 12, 2008, 8:08 am
chibis
pro - June 19, 2008, 11:26 am
She's only h** from the v***** up, though.
Rondo - June 19, 2008, 10:03 am
Midgets, you know you want to bang one!
Heh - May 12, 2008, 8:34 pm
I bet she clubs him in the head on the backswing
Anon - May 3, 2008, 10:23 pm
The girl, she is h**.


MIDGET KISS -




I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"


TAGS: nailer midget funny
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:19 pm
5L
Reality Lord - September 7, 2010, 6:31 am

brutal. i love it 5L


VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


LOWER CASE - the a team




WHATEVER YOU DO - No Freakin' Short Jokes


TAGS: midget fun
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

LD0ne - August 25, 2010, 3:36 pm
he looks like he can break those cuffs...
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:45 pm
Well you don't have to be short about it. Simply asking to not make one or two little jokes is fine. I mean I get the idea, it's not like it went over my head. Geez... A little respect is nice, you know?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:59 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:40 am
Why should I joke. He's just a joke on its own.


FUTILITY -


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
*weiner
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: nightmare midget seed
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:45 pm

the seed is the mental image of this guy in your brain so that you have nightmares. meh...
Spades - July 4, 2010, 5:17 pm
Only one seed!? He looks like he took a watermelon patch in from this guy!
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:58 pm
You planted a seed? Where? In him? Ok, that, I can't get outta my head.


MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
lol
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm
Nice.


APPREHENSIVE -




MIDGETS -


TAGS: midgets mad max
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by ronsart

-quote needed- - April 23, 2009, 8:04 am
Lift embargo.
HtD - April 21, 2009, 4:40 pm
Bioshock: The Beginning, turns out little girls are more effective than midgets.
Anonymous2 - April 21, 2009, 4:18 pm
I give you the Big Daddy, Mark 1...
Fatty - April 21, 2009, 3:59 pm
Who runs Barter Town?!?


TYPECASTING -


TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN


MIDGETS - He created them.




soft hands -


TAGS: creepy midget terrorist aunt bob
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - October 1, 2014, 7:36 pm

it is...first they get sent to prison...then the other prisoners ...ehem...take care of it.
Greybeard - July 10, 2014, 2:21 am
The ugly truth exposed so innocently. It's an epidemic and UNPUNISHED problem in today's "politically correct" society. I'm hoping p***philia becomes a capital offense.


4 ON 1? - Man.... This fight is gonna be a short fight




MIDGETS -




GNOME ON THE RANGE -




INCOMPETENCE - The most famous midget in history You don't stand a chance Period.


TAGS: midget more loved than you
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 26, 2011, 9:27 am
Oh ok. Thx
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:45 am

ok...i know i'm going to get ripped on for this but...as a gamer i liked this. no...not a 5L like but decent. work the title up a bit more next time.


Creepy People -




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